Tha Swagsdale

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best part of my day was when i saw thebe in the ofwgkta video they posted today.

DEENA VOCABULARY LESSON

hermaphrodite=pyromaniac



the boy in the black shirt used to be my neighbor and that is my basement and my brother is convinced that the he is the boy in the red and he says he remembers doing this so we’ll see

this girl at my school with whom i am friends

dressed up as rayanne from my so-called life

and nobody knew that she was in costume.

nobody. knew.

do you think it’s possible…to be TOO fresh?

i don’t know which one i want to punch in the face more

ellen is so manipulative of others emotions.

WHAT THA FUCK.

also y is this grrrl so old and not have any notion of safety and security. i waz smrter dan dis wen i were FIVE YE-UHS ODE

 SLATER:      Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

i don’t speak clock

if i ask you what time it is

don’t say a quarter past two

just fucking say 2:30

-snooki